frogs

Another theory, just go with me on this. On the news the other day there was this thing about how they are coming up with new ways to run cars in the U.S and one of their ideas was to use the chemicals in pond weed. This gets my cogs working of course and i get a light bulb... hmmm? what if a frog got in with its babys and its mates and they were living in your fuel tank trying not to get gotten by the fan chopper thing that chopped up the weeds. they would have a little community right? And they would evolve right? So they would probably build a whole city around the fan chopper and put a cage around it and that would be where all the unhappy frogs would go to kill themselves, so they would have to have ambulance frogs and coroner frogs and they would earn money right?

ok, this poses a few questions;
1. what would they use for money and how much would things cost?
2. would they have a windsor frog family and a tony blair frog?
3. would they have nice frog neighbourhoods and nasty ones?
4. would we even know their world existed?

This worries me because yet again I could be missing out on something thats really interesting and I have questions that will never be answered. I have NEEDS you know, and this world is not to the standard where it can give me the answers to the questions i have and therefore i have a big gap in my knowledge and this crappy world is holding me back.

ooh, another thought! Great, now i have guilt. I never thought about those frogs? Their world revolves around a fan chopper thing and they know no other environment apart from the fuel tank. Their knowledge is much less than mine. But if i got a long tube I could put it in the petrol hole and preach to them about our world and maybe they would think I was God. Maybe thats what our God is!!!! oh crumbs, what is this world we live in.

Conclusion;
I can now conclude that I have concluded nothing in my conclusion, but i have REALLY scared myself and pissed myself off at the fact that this world doesn't try hard enough to teach us pointless things. I have also concluded that I am still dying to meet God, but for different reasons than previously. Obviously, if he was a frog I think he would have had the decency to tell us right? Right?