modern music, that is the question.

My mind is costantly working overtime about pointless things, as you have probably guessed by now. Things such as frogs and chemicals and things. But my most recent encounter with the strange reasons for peoples' amusement is modern song music. Ok so yeah we all listen to music at some time or other in our short, unineresting lives, but what does it mean to us and why?

People who sing about love

1. They are either too young to have experienced it or too old to remember it.
2. They also seem to work so much that they couldn't possibly have time for it.
3. They don't write the songs themselves anyway, so how do they perform them with such meaning?

People who sing about being poor

1. They are rich so why sing about being poor when your not, thats lying.
2. They earn shit loads everyday and give half a day's wage to charity in a whole entire lifetime and expect good publicity.
3. They get the good publicity!!! (that makes me mad!)

People who sing about stardom

1. They are just rubbing it in that their lives are more fast-track and interesting than ours
2. They usually moan about it in interviews and stress how hard it is.
3. This means they actually don't appreciate it.

So Question: What's the point in us listening to their music when it's either a pile of turd or a monumental waving of their middle finger?

And Answer: Clearly we have nothing better to do than pay to hear people sing song that they haven't written about things they don't know about, or are very happy about because we are paying them to do it.

So why do we think that humans are the cleverest species when obviously dogs are for the following obvious reasons.

1.They don't bother with language they just grunt, howl and shit.
2.If they don't like someone, they piss on their shoes.
3. If they do like something, they piss on it.
4. If they like a female dog they chase her around, jump on her back end, have their end away and strut off.
5. They don't use toilet paper, they shit on the footpath and we're dumb enoughh to either clean it up or walk in it.

Enough said really i think. So from now on I have made a pledge to myself to never buy modern music again, unless it has been written, sang, and promoted by dogs. Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera and Girls Aloud discluded from this promise.
I will write my own lyrics and play them on a plastic banjo that i will buy for the smallest amount payable at the Early Learning Centre, and i will listen to it on my own in a dark room until i can stand it no longer and give in to the sound of tinny Brit-pop, or ex Aussie Soap Stars on helium.
I will go cold turkey from modern music and cry myself to sleep at night, cradling my sore ears from the noise of my brainwashing addiction.

Goodnight.